‘Where should I go for STEAK?’ A question I hear often. We live in a country where this beast (STEAK) is revered like a god. Perhaps it should be a god, because it’s damn tasty. And how best to show appreciation for a god than to devour it?
The Norman Hotel is one of a million ‘Hotels’ that are essentially pubs that also sell overpriced meals. They usually sell STEAK. You may be familiar with other ‘Hotels’ such as The Caxton, Normanby and Breakfast Creek. I believe the more they love STEAK, the tastier it is for humans.
For example, I don’t believe The Caxton loves steak as much as The Norman loves STEAK. The Caxton claims their reputation is at ‘steak’, and it’s true, for their ‘steak’ is average – a lesser god. The Normanby is similar to the Caxton – they would draw even. Actually perhaps a little ahead.
Fortunately The Normanby’s weak attempt to deceive the devoted is unable to phase The Norman… for they truly love STEAK. The real capitalised stuff. Granted, not as much as Breakfast Creek loves STEAK, but really, which Hotel could? It is situated next to a DOG track… a battleground of the other great god.
The Norman Hotel
102 Ipswich Road
Woolloongabba, Queensland 4102