Plates of Shame #16: STACK

PLATES OF SHAME #16

Bookmark and Share 12/03/2009

Plate: STACK
Car: Unknown Hyundai

Our first ever reader submission! Thanks to Kay for a) finding it, b) writing about it (so we didn’t have to) and c) waiting for and eventually giving up on it to be published after originally sending it to us last November.

Vote and Kay’s analysis after the jump…

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KAY’S ANALYSIS:

Your step-by-step guide to personalising your plate:

When trying to decide which of the latest urban colloquials to adorn your vehicle with, one can refer to Urban Dictionary for terms to use to increase your “street cred”. Note that it may be wise to research thoroughly, as the word you have chosen could have multiple meanings.

An example of a plate which may have been a result of poor research is, Exhibit A, the “STACK” plate.

Two definitions from Urban Dictionary are:

stack
adj. Describing an object or event as extremely cool or desirable.
That chick is stack homey!
This party is stack yo!

OR

stack
To possess a lot of money or be extremely rich.
Niggaz be addin’ and subtractin’ just to figure out without a doubt that we stackin’.

But further reading reveals that there are many, varied definitions to choose from, such as:

stack
Drugs: a slang use for 3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine (Ecstasy). May refer to the drug itself, under the influence, or the dosage of the pill.
Noun: Let’s be flyin’ down US-220 on these stacks I picked up!
Adjective: These pills are triple stacked.
Verb: We been fuckin’ t’ill dawn all stacked up like mothafuckas!

stack
a special education person. A retard. A mentally challenged person. Sometimes used as a pay out/insult.
geez, you’re such a stack!

stack
Four or more males having anal intercourse at the same time. Middle participants penetrate and get penetrated simultaneously.
1. After the party, some of the guys came back to mine and we stacked.
2. Let’s make a stack.

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SO…

It’s time to vote. Fame or Shame? If you’ve read this far, there’s really only one choice… right? Right??

"STACK" - Shame or Fame?

  • Shame! (67%, 4 Votes)
  • Fame! (33%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 6

This poll will run for a week and result in this plate being tagged as shame, fame, or tie.

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  1. Chen says:
    13/03/09 at 3:42 pm

    How could it be anything but FAME!?

  2. Shu says:
    14/03/09 at 11:37 pm

    I love how just a little bit of research can turn something so seemingly innocuous into, well, something so very wrong. I’ll be sniggering in spirit the next time one of you orders a “long stack” at Pancake Manor.

    Also if anyone knows the model of the car, please let me know!

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