Plate: KWIKA
Car: Subaru WRX STI
Translation: “Quicker”. As in, “My car is quicker than your car”. Snore.

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Plate: YA WISH
Car: Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX
Translation: “You Wish”. I’ve got something that you don’t. In fact, it’s something that you will probably never have. Na na na na na. Can you guess what it is?

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Plate: STACK
Car: Unknown Hyundai

Our first ever reader submission! Thanks to Kay for a) finding it, b) writing about it (so we didn’t have to) and c) waiting for and eventually giving up on it to be published after originally sending it to us last November.

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Plate: AW YEAH
Car: Porsche Boxter
Translation: The owner obviously thinks he’s driving some pretty hot stuff, but should he really be flaunting it to the irritable person stuck behind him in traffic who is likely getting more and more frustrated at being caught in a seemingly endless peak hour jam with a painfully empty stomach after a tiring day at work (for example)?

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Plate: 816 ASS
Car: Renault Mégane Sport
Translation: “Big Ass”, as in I’ve decided to take the Mégane’s famous “Shaking That Ass” ad campaign to its next logical and hopefully final step.

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Plate: CUMON
Car: Mini Cooper S
Translation: “Cum On”, not “Come On” because no one in their right mind would have chosen CUMON by accident. No one.

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Plate: SEXXXY
Car: Unknown
Translation: “Sexy 30″, all right, it’s probably alluding to pornography but some times you have to give others the benefit of the doubt. Ironic as xxx is the antithesis of sexy.

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Plate: SSS88
Car: Holden Astra
Translation: “$$$ Double Prosperity”, likely Chinese owner invests in and employs creativity to ensure wealth for all eternity… on an Astra. An epic rags to riches tale in the making.

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Plate: LIBR8D
Car: Subaru Liberty/Legacy
Translation: “Liberated”, to free (a group or individual) from social or economic constraints or discrimination, esp. arising from traditional role expectations or bias. In this case, by opting for a vanity plate.

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Plate: B TOUGH
Car: Audi TT
Translation: “Be Tough”, strong, resilient, confident. Face up to your fears and conquer them. Never, never, never give up. Never back down. No retreat and no surrender.

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Plate: 00MFG
Car: Nissan Skyline
Translation: Padded acronym for “Oh My Fucking God”. Born on the information superhighway of cyberspace; adapted for the shame superhighway of Brisbane.

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Plate: NOT BAD
Car: Porsche Boxter S
Translation: Exemplifies a breed of plate that aims to provide specific words the owner thinks onlookers will/should express when they see their car. A desperate approach that often results in a devastatingly polar effect.

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Plate: 4 THUGZ
Car: Toyota HiLux
Translation: “For Thugs” or “Four Thugs”. Whatever the case, the choice of spacing means it’s not “Forty Thugs” which would have been far more amusing rather than palm-to-face slapping.

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Plate: AZZ IF
Car: Hyundai Tiburon
Translation: “As If”. As in, as if I don’t have the BALLS to put that on my car. As if I wouldn’t pay money, good money, to parade the proof of that around wherever I go. As if, mate, as if. Joke’s on you.

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Plate: MEOW
Car: Jaguar XK
Translation: Domesticated “big cat”. Beware. May lure you in gently but then pierce directly through your skull and into your brain.

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Plate: HARD AS
Car: Hummer H3
Translation: Has serious issues with blood circulation. Either to the brain or from between the legs.

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Plate: 280AST
Car: Mazda Murano
Translation: “To Boast”. Perhaps about their sheer luck at attaining this legitimate looking plate at no extra charge? 6 character vanity plates are uncommon but unfortunately one cannot say the same about their plate intentions.

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Plate: DA ONLY
Car: Suzuki Swift
Translation: “The Only”. A risky attempt to bolster the egotistical notion of one’s own celebrity via the intentional, “urban” misspelling of the word “the”. Owner was probably hoping to avoid the more commonly held association of tragic illiteracy that such misspellings typically evoke.

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